Shocking News
Our beloved pet, Frenchie died suddenly of unknown causes today. Frenchies best friend, Saunders is said to be in a great shock and cannot bear to live in their home alone much longer. He will be moving back to 'The Pond' later on this week. Many of Flodge's residents are deeply saddened by the event and were present at a private burial for the little frog this evening.
It seemed that he was doing well: his arms and legs had recently grown and he had said goodbye to his tadpole tail, but obviously life at the Lodge was too hard for the little chap so he went on his way. However, police investigators had more to say on the subject...
Detective Inspector Rebecca Harris, at a press conferance this afternoon:
'I am deeply shocked by Frenchies death. Upon finding him floating his tank, I let out a loud 'Nooooooooo!!!!'. We, here at Winchester's Police Station have not ruled out the possiblity that French was murdered, however the lack of evidence means that it is impossible to carry out a proper investigation. Any witnesses, other than Saunders, because you can't talk, have been asked to contact me or one of my colleagues.'
It seemed that he was doing well: his arms and legs had recently grown and he had said goodbye to his tadpole tail, but obviously life at the Lodge was too hard for the little chap so he went on his way. However, police investigators had more to say on the subject...
Detective Inspector Rebecca Harris, at a press conferance this afternoon:
'I am deeply shocked by Frenchies death. Upon finding him floating his tank, I let out a loud 'Nooooooooo!!!!'. We, here at Winchester's Police Station have not ruled out the possiblity that French was murdered, however the lack of evidence means that it is impossible to carry out a proper investigation. Any witnesses, other than Saunders, because you can't talk, have been asked to contact me or one of my colleagues.'
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