The Crazy World of Granny Bummley

As I said in my last post, it was my Grandma's 80th birthday on monday, so we all went to her house to celebrate it. She'd never admit it, but she's finally gone bonkers. Here are a few wxamples of wht we've had to chuckle t in the last week (All Grandma's parts have to be said in a Yorkshire accent, or it doesn't work) :

1. Gemma: Happy Birthday Grandma!
Grandma:Happy Birthday, love!

2. Grandma: Gemma! Gemma! Come here!
*Gemma removes herself from infront of the tv to see what the excitement is about*
Grandma: Don't worry, love, there's plenty of almond paste.
Gemma: Umm, ok. *Walks out, very, very confused*

3. *Everyone is sat in the lounge when Grandma walks in*
Grandma: You know, I think your Grandad's losing it, he's not brought any milk.
Us: No, it's ok, we told him not to, mum's going to ASDA.
Grandma: *Goes on for 5 minutes about how Grandad is 'losing it'*
Us (in our heads): No Grandma, its you who's away with the fairies.

4. 101 Dalmations is on the tv, it's the afternoon, and Gradma is relaxing with a cup of tea. Then she suddenly falls asleep, throwingh her tea EVERYWHERE. then she wakes up, having no idea how she managed to get soaked with her tea (it had gone cold because she'd been sat there so long)

5. Me and Gemma (singing): SMELLY CAT, SMEEELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? etc etc
*Grandma sticks head round door*: Miaow!

I could go on, and on and on and on, but I have to go I'm afraid. Even if it doesn't seem funny in this post, it was hilarious in real life!