Some crackers for ya

Thought you might like me to share some of the comedy genius from the back of some of my penguin wrappers…


Q. Who is the leader of the Hankies?
A. The Hankie Chief.

Q. What is unique about the word ‘dreamt’?
A. It’s the only word in the English language that ends with ‘mt’.

Q. Why did the sand blush?
A. Because the sea weed.

Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he’s a party pooper.

I know, you're all rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter now, aren't you?