Oh dear....

I got sent an email which had one of those list things in it, where you had to go to google and type in your name and then 'needs' adn then add your name to the list with what it says about you and then you send it on. Obviously those things are really annoying when everyone does it and you end up with the same email 1000 times, just with a different name on the bottom. Anyway, mine said...
(all these were listed on one website!!)

Becky needs more friends because she's so lonely.
Becky needs a wardrobe upgrade.
Becky Needs Our Help
Becky needs to turn her life around
Becky needs more people like you on her side
Becky needs to go to bed
Becky needs a texas scout show
Becky needs to be rougher and uglier
Becky needs music and ministry as much as anyone else—well, sort of.
Becky needs all dues ($15) as soon as possible
Becky needs no introduction
Becky needs a change of scenery
Becky needs to be with her family right now so we're postponing dinner till another day
Becky needs her coffee

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.