Where have I been?!?

Well.... I've been here the whole time actually, but for some reason I haven't posted all week. Not been up to a lot, working every day and Phil has been staying since the end of last week. Here of the highlights of my week:

Monday: Nothing happened

Tuesday: Nothing happened

Wednesday: Well, most of that day was pretty uneventful, apart from our journey both to and fro work. It was raining so I had my hood up and was very sleepy so I couldn't see properly. Tony thought it would be hilarious to swerve onto the side of the road which we were walking on and flash his lights and beep his horn really hard, which did make me laugh, but not before absolutely scaring the life out of me. Anyway, he drove off and about 20 seconds later.....

Me: *sniff, sniff* Ew, what is that smell??

Gemma: Urgh! I don't know! Oh wait! Look down there.

*both of us look down the hill into the distance. There is...... THE MOST MASSIVE HORSE DUMP YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! It was really far away, but was so strong that you could smell it about 30m away!! It was gross, but very funny.*

Thursday: We walk the same route to work, and, to our horror, the horsey fairies must have been at their work through the night because not only was the horse poo there from the day before, but there we 3 new ones, all along the same stretch of road, and all as smelly as the first. Ew. That's all I have to say on the matter. I love horses, but they are gross.

Friday: I don't know I'm not there yet. But oh, how I wish I was. *sigh*

So, in conclusion I can tell you that the highlight of my week has been.... well by the looks of it, horse poo. Can you tell I'm having a great holiday??? *Ahem*