Well this is great

I'm ill. I hate being ill. Thanks to the beautiful weather in this country I have caught a cold. I've spent the whole day coughing and the whole of this evening struggling to breathe. After informing my friends that 'I was going upstairs to kill myself' because I couldn't take anymore, I got the response 'I'll clean up after you if you want'. Thanks Jade. Oh, I'm feeling so loved right now... (And slightly terrified at the fact that Michael said he was my mother... hmmm)

I want my mummy!!!!